Just your basic "no longer young" guy, I've learned a lot, some academically, a LOT more just by living (lol) life. --any way, relatively harmless---and at times even amusing,---- or so I've been told.
I must first confess this post is a direct steal from an E-mailing my niece Tish sent me, and in that I am bored out of my skull with this cold I seemed to have glommed onto, thought I would put it in this post----if your not into cute----you may not want to go any further than this-----
THE PROPER INSTRUCTIONS FOR HUGGING A BABY:
1. First, well ah, find a baby:
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
Indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5.. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
The difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to