PONDERABLES
13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?
15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny littlespoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? Whatare we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put theirpictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them whilethey deliver the mail?
17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.
19. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
20. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? 22. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
24. Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo?
25. If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365days a year, why are there locks on the door?
Those of you who might have missed it, here's the link to PONDERABLES--(PART I)
Those of you who might have missed it, here's the link to PONDERABLES--(PART I)
These were so great I had to search for Ponderables I. I don't know how I had missed them but they were also great and I have enjoyed the laughter very much.
ReplyDeleteLoved reading these ...
ReplyDeleteLOL at #23.
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#20, I think you're right!
ReplyDeleteWho killed 21? Are you starting a 'Who killed JR run?